Getting up in 3.5 hours to hop a flight to Maui! Gonna be in full social media blackout mode, I hope. We are trying to treat this as a true getaway, in every sense. So y’all won’t hear from me for a little while.
You stay classy, friends who live in my phone.
Moore Oklahoma Tornado Lost and Found Animals
These are the things that make me weep.
(Source: allcreatures)
This was dinner. Guacamole made entirely from local, fresh ingredients. Plus local, fresh sweet corn. And margaritas. And taquitos. YUM.
An adorable Persian lady cut my hair for me today. I’m saving it here for posterity because as history demonstrates, I will never be able to make it look this cute again.
Our office bought lottery tickets today. Someone did the math and said if we won and all split the pot it would be like… 15 million to each of us? I would pay off our house and take a year off from work to travel around the world. Anything leftover would go to savings. But I wouldn’t want to quit work forever - I think I would go crazy.
I had a whole paragraph here in which I bitched about a girl at work. I’ve decided to keep that un-published.
Two more workdays and then Hawaii.
My little brother met Jerry Rice yesterday. Pretty cool.
I’m playing MouseAdventure this weekend at Disneyland. Disney-musical-themed scavenger hunt woo!
Is that five? I think it’s five.
This has been making me laugh all day so I had to find it again and share it.
Goodnight, bumperstumps.
(Source: theannieplanet)
GPOYW
Excellent alternative to the yellow ribbon concept.
Check them out here: Friendly Dog Collars
This is one of those inventions where I’m just like wtf this is so simple why didn’t someone think of this before?
Perfect.
This rules
WANT!
Really a cool idea, cuz I wanna pet every dog I see but I don’t wanna ask everyone if their dog is friendly.
I need a custom one for Indiana that says “CAUTION OVERLY FRIENDLY”
“MAY KNOCK YOU OVER DUE TO EXCESSIVE EMOTION”
DANGEROUSLY LOW.
